Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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