Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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