we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
