Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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