i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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