brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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