its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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