Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
