He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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