Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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