That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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