I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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