I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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