I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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