I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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