Your mouth is God's brothel.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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