would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
