he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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