Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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