you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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