Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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