So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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