Who wears a wallet chain?!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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