problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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