He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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