So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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