she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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