In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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