That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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