you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My ass is underappreciated
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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