ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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