Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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