i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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