Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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