in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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