Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Did I show you my penis last night?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He better not be in your backpack
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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