so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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