Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Who died my cat blue again?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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