in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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