I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
whose parrot is this?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
