She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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