You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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