There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Liz is crying about burritos again.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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