she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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