id be glad to
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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