Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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