Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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