Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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