Define "chronic" masturbator.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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