I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
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go home
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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