this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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