he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
