Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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