he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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