Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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