There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so that wasnt chicken after all
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
